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Dinskydude Admiral

Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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...you go to the coffee shop, and order next to your weed soem ST credits.
...you end up living in the gutters because you couldn't work anymore as u were playing ST.
...you try to find the admins' e-mail adress, and spam it full with mails like " I luv u so much, espacially ST..." _________________
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Skyfreak Admiral


Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Posts: 816
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:54 am Post subject: |
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when u kiss ur boo gentle, and she replies with ^warp 15 baby warp 15 phew , when the only food left is in between your keyb. when ur family thinks u r getting weird and they wonder how u can spend hours at a dead screen. when u wake up and run to check st  _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:09 am Post subject: |
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When you wear a body suit, to protect you from nanites, because they are so small that they could be anywhere... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Knight of Truth Admiral


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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When you beat up a nano technology specialist, and scream:
''You work for the nanites you filthy traitor!'' _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Dinskydude Admiral

Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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... You get of from watching this picture:
Yes, these ARE in fact, mating E-Rays. _________________

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Knight of Truth Admiral


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:04 am Post subject: |
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When you multi, but instead of using it for fighting, you use the multiing acounts to get the coordinates of as much prewarp planets as possible, and map the galaxy. _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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SkyFire Captain


Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 121 Location: Slovenia
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO @ DD
Every night before sleeping time you check under your bed for the dominion.
You meet a nice girl at the bar and ask her for her coords.
How do you know your alliance mate is homophobic?
He refuses to guard the Black Hole.  _________________
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gargoame Midshipman
Joined: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 1
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: Re: ST addiction |
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-If you think your computer is protected because you just built a shield generator
-if after the above whenever you get a virus you either:
a. Say: "*^$&^ nanites and their decloaking probes
or b. Say: "Oh, I don't remember inviting friends?"  |
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Knight of Truth Admiral


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:58 am Post subject: |
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If you log in to st, and you see no incomings to the black hole. You refresh. Still no incomings. You refresh. Still no incoming. You refresh. Still no incomings. And you do this all day long. _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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al12 Admiral


Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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-each time you hear a plane come by you rush to your computer to check your incomings or hyperdrop warnings
-If you see hunters and you go to them and ask them what their hunt score is
-If you have a mosquito in your room and you log into spacetrace to make a fleet that can crush mosquito's
-If you see a group of wasps you wonder where the eagles are
-if you hear that there is a prophet in town you pack all your stuff immediately and you run out of town because you are afraid that he will blow up the whole town
-If you see a mantis you run away because you consider yourself a class 4
-If a UFO crashes in your backyard you commit suicide because you know you cannot beat the dominion of the travelers and you want to die a free man _________________
X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era
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T2 Admiral

Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1398 Location: Ontario
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:50 am Post subject: |
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When you spy some pink birthday flamingos in someones front lawn, you think a family of E-Ray lives there.
Redneck Addendum:
Then you load your shotgun with buckshot and slugs because you know they are hard to kill and regular birdshot just won't do it. |
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Knight of Truth Admiral


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:22 am Post subject: |
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When this is your opening line to a speech:
''We are all like prophets and fighters. The higher class destroys you all.'' _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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al12 Admiral


Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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-when a teacher at school asks you what you want to be when you are older you answer you want to be on the number 1 in the hall of fame _________________
X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era
4. SpaceTrooper of Upenix score 16239 relative 16226 |
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MicroJak Admiral


Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 2315 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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When you try to make a poem out of:
S.....
P.....
A.....
C.....
E......
T......
R......
A......
C.....
E...... _________________
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al12 Admiral


Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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-you don't finnish your school because you know that the education given on earth isn't of any use once you own a warp capable planet _________________
X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era
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Holy KNight 2nd Rear Admiral


Joined: 01 Jun 2007 Posts: 158
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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When u know the founding players of he game, but not our founding fathers.  |
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Dinskydude Admiral

Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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When you come to the admin's funeral. _________________
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Holy KNight 2nd Rear Admiral


Joined: 01 Jun 2007 Posts: 158
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:15 am Post subject: |
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when youve memorized the code for every emoticons
when you cancek ur date because ur fleet was just destroyed an u wanna fine the b.asterd who did it.
when u have done every possible ship combo known to man an alien
when ur a vet  |
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Knight of Truth Admiral


Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:58 am Post subject: |
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When you catch a lot of eagles, go to the north pole, and make them fight the penguins...
@DD: If admin dies, I want to come to his funeral... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral


Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 2315 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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When you memorize the account names of all of the people with 0 posts...
Thrawn
Big-ears
Tutu
Tekkeron500
blow1991
mudmud
uopia
contak
kol... _________________
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