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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Foursome? Nah, that might transmit the STD to the other women... _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:20 am Post subject: |
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Take blood samples and see which one has it? _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Senor Admiral
Joined: 12 Nov 2003 Posts: 1114 Location: estonia
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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you put both kondmz on and shaq one, take one kondm off and shaq the second, flip the one you took off and put it on again...then shaq the last.
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Phoenix 1st Rear Admiral
Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 228
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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not really cause 2 condoms over eachother will result in holes :p
it's cause the 2 rubbers rub over eachother
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al12 Admiral
Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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While on my way to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks;
Each sack had seven cats;
Each cat had seven kittens.
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives;
How many were going to St. Ives? _________________
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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None. They were obviously not GOING to St Ives, but they were in it already or going the other way. _________________
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al12 Admiral
Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:53 am Post subject: |
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wrong _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: |
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It depens. You met them on the way to St.Ives, so all of them could be going there.
The thing we know for sure is though, is that YOU were going to St.Ives _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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al12 Admiral
Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Only 1 was going to St.Ives. everybody you met wasn't going there.
You have the right aswer KoT _________________
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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I ALMOST got it _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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Well... No. This isnt about numbers. This isnt maths.
None is thousands of miles away from the right answer in this case.
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I? _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
MicroJak wrote: |
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SkyFire Captain
Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Posts: 121 Location: Slovenia
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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I would say that you're a talking beehive _________________
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al12 Admiral
Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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I think an egg _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Skyfire, correct answer.
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown.
If you were stumped about that one, how about this one?
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:42 am Post subject: |
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The first one is Time... I have to think about the second though.
EDIT: I know! The man put litterally the text: ''Your exact weight" On the piece of paper! _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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exactly!
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it? _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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al12 Admiral
Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 844
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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I couldn't help myslef and looked that one up but I won't post the answer
If I told you that I found a coin wich said it was from 20 B.C. would you believe me? _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 2011
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Well, not immediately. I would want to see it first. Its possibel you found one though.
But there is probably some hidden joke here...
The answer to my riddle was: A waterfall. _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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al12 Admiral
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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You shouldn't believe me because it would be a fake coin, how could they know that they were living in 20 B.C.? They didn't know Jesus was going to be born then. _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:59 am Post subject: |
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I misread it. I thought that YOU said it was from 20 B.C.
*note to self: pay more attention to details*
Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside, light as a feather, yet ten men cannot lift it. What is it? _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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