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Good Game?
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Nope
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 Post Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:03 pm    Post subject:
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I know this one.... KoT !


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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:42 am    Post subject:
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Thats impossible. I cant whistle!
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For fuck's sake would you both please stop fucking swearing!!!!
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 Post Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:48 pm    Post subject:
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no one is posting riddles anymore so i will do it.

A dog is tied to a leash 15 feet long. The dog wants to get to a bone that is 20 feet away. How will he get to the bone?
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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:31 am    Post subject:
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He'll walk i would say. I suppose the leash he's tied to doesn't weight a ton
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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:54 pm    Post subject:
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What's greater than God, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you'll die?
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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject:
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the answer is nothing.
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:57 am    Post subject:
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exactly!

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made out of bricks?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject:
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:38 am    Post subject:
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Yeah, I think it's one.


Ok, here's one,

Jack's mother has four children, the frist was called North, the second was called South and the third was called East. What was the fourth one called?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:41 am    Post subject:
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Jack?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:46 am    Post subject:
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Correct!

That was easy though, but it can trick the mind a bit.


Ok,

I know a word, six letters in contains, subtract one, and twelve is what remains. What is the word?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:26 pm    Post subject:
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dozens

2 men with a son each go duck hunting...they each shoot a duck, but only 3 ducks are killed....why is this?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject:
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The two men are g.ay, and adopted only one kid?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject:
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son, father, grandfather
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:01 pm    Post subject:
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject:
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I know something like that, but their indians.


A man and a woman are driving along a country road on a cold winter night when the car breaks down. Before leaving to find help, the man tells the woman not to open the doors or windows and not to let anybody in. He leaves, and she does as he says. When he returns, she is dead and there is a stranger in the car. What happened?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:16 pm    Post subject:
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the stranger knocked on the trunk of the car?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:47 pm    Post subject:
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no.

The women went into labor. The stranger was the baby (the man had never seen the baby, so he was a stranger). And the women died during childbirth.
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject:
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you should really give people more time than 45 minutes to crack those things, mate.

A man would like to have safe sex with three women, any of whom may be carrying an STD. Given two preservatives, how can he do so, while ensuring that no STD is passed from one woman (or possibly himself) to another (or to himself)?
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject:
shag one

then use the condoms on the other

or is that too crude...cus i can make it worse

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