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Jort
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| ...cat dick jumped on God, ra.ping Him and God.... |
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Armedes
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meanwhile at kokiri forest metody comes to...
"what hit me?"
link says " ehm wel my zora's gorons and kokiri's came to help..."
"that's nice and??"
"they ehm... thought you were ehm.. how shal I put this.."
" they didn't !!"
"yup they did... with all that blood on us they hardly even recognized me"
"so this headache i'm feeling...."
"yeah... i'd leave that bandaid"
"just great..."
"he they polished our weapons.."
"(grumpy) you better tell me my axe is shining!"
"allmost as brighty as my mastersword"
link and metody get interupted by a small kokiri...
"dear link and metody.. hyrule will soon fall under the attack of those monsters since we saved you.. what on earth were you doing in that forest.."
link and metody look at eachother.. how could they know.. it was the starting of the story....
metody replies" yeah uhmm i've got a headache.. Link. tell em boy!"
link. a bit startled.."  yeah well uhm.. you know ehm...  you know i'm crazy about zelda right.. well I heard she was ehm.. ( whispers) I heard some fairy tell me she was in that forest... "
the kokiri looks at link...  see... I knew it...
link gave himself a pat on the back for saving him out of that strange situation...
metody simply lies laughing on the floor... laughing very very hard...
the kokiri starts again" and now they've got an army of millions coming our way....."
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Jort
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| Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:02 am Post subject: |
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| ...and then Jort calls in a nuclear strike with 2 nukes of 100.000 megaton and after that 5 chemical weapons, but then... |
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Armedes
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| Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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the story will now ignore jort...
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Tough Guy
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but then they some how got a connection between hyrule and middle earth and the hobbits and ents and elves and humans and wizards came to help and they stood in hyrule field surrounded by the evil guys led by gannondorf and they....
P.S: Armedes, kokiris are always small they stay kids forever.
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WilliamWallace
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| ...and they did nothing, but admin decided it was enough, he gave peace of mind to the complete community of ST by banning Tough Guy from the forums indefinetly. |
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Tough Guy
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| Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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but tough guy hacked into the mainframe and destroyed williams forum acount and planet and he shut the F.uck up.
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Jort
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| Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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| ...but suddenly Jort jumps back into the story, grabs his guns and starts shooting on Armedes and... |
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Armedes
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okay.. back to the fray where the ents and all middle earth heroes came to help hyrule...
(ignore jort unless he has something good to add to the story)
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| ...but then Sauron came in, smashing the hobbits and ents and elves and humans and wizards and.... |
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Metody I The Evil
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... God once again interfered, by turning the clock back.
... as they approached the first line of defenses, Metody looked at Link and said:
"Millions, eh?"
"Looks like that'll be the case."
a second of silence.
"How many millions?"
"Well, just a few I think. They didn't have much time to count 'em"
another second of silence.
"Ah, our kind of odds. I was starting to get worried it might be bad"
to which they both laughed.
"Hmmm... They thought I was from the bad guys?"
"Sort of... "
"Ouch my head... That shouldn't happen again. I think I know how to prevent it"
"How?"
With a swift move to his belt, metody took out... a green marker, and on his armour, under the spot where the word "EVIL" was engraved with big golden letters, scribbled "But is one of the good guys!!!"
Both were laughing at that as the first outpost just came into sight.
"Well, looks like this is the place" said Link
They passed through the gate which was closed after them.
The commander of the fort appeared...
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Tough Guy
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this fort is invincible. but it can not stand even against this. Hyrule shall fall. But when it does there is one way to defeat them after they do, there is a holy circle where the power of the world is produced. Every year there is a eclipse. there is a crystal i posses. if you alline the crystal to the symbols there on the exact moment of total eclipse, evil will vanish from this world. Link. you alone along with Metody can make this Journey. The circle is in the mirror castle on death mountain surrounded by the black river gaurded by the dragons of eternity who roam on the ice plains which are encircled by the wild woods. the willd woods are 200 leagues away from here...
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mjx1
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cat with a sniper came in and... 
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The King came with his gun and made the cat surrender
and started shooting at ...
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and Jort said: ouchies! Then link and metody whent to the wild woods and..
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| where they found Kirby in disguise and ... |
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Kirby said: if you can find a way 1000 pearls before the sun sets, than i will let you pass, if you fail, you will be made into a statue for my backyard, link asked...
This the 200th message in this topic! Wait now that the advertiser was deleted its the 199th...
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Connor McCloud
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why should I give you the 1000 pearls , I will give you a 1000 bullets and he started shooting with his shotgun and got passed Kirby to ...
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mjx1
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save the admin from a evil...
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