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Mighty
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Joined: 24 Feb 2005
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 Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:00 am Post subject: My Name |
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- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I'm Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
- What?
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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hello u schnitt, ur head in my aaas will fit and I schnitt
mighty a wanbe a schnother schnoccer a schnothing a farty mighty smell
u schnay schnuccer
schnuck schnoff
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Guest
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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| who can guess who the guest is here? |
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Failtrip1
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Joined: 31 May 2005
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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I snink it must be the sninkelman's wit a snucked up shneepad.
I shnink whoever snells wit der snass for brins. |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:28 am Post subject: |
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schnoo schnoo, schnits schmee, schmase schwom schotagle schnownage schnamit  |
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T2
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
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Location: Ontario
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
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mjx1
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Joined: 07 Mar 2004
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Location: england
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