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promethius2
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 Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:06 pm Post subject: Chavs. |
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1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college? The janitor
25. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Society.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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Methi your lucky 
I am not a Chav anymore neither a rocker i am a G.
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lowvoice
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LoL do you not like chavs then?
what do you say too a Chav eating a fruit?
a illusion |
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Star Commander
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Lowvoice u are a chav yourself u fool! LoL
And anyways why wernt u at school today?
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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| well, what the hell is a chav? |
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Weylyn
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| Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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Good question Liderant. Some clarification would be nice Methi.
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promethius2
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http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ 
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Rockers are the worst people in the world especially GOTHS!!!
They go around in the boiling hot sun with dark black clothes on and white makeup and eyelasher on i mean OMG ROFL!!!
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WilliamWallace
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Shut up Star. Rock rulez the eath.
And about Goths, if u dont like them , then dont, but shut up and let them be the way they are ok? 
Thats the serious part. U'd bether read it good. And now less serious:
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Lol Rok
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i agree with Wallace, rock rules the earth and goths are mostly strange people but let them do what they want.
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Lol... rockers are annoying people...
ST War hummmm... Yea go on then wallice i give u a try me and yoiu have a little private war
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| goths are alright really....i don t like punks and hippies |
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WilliamWallace
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Lol hippies are nice too. But punks, sometimes they are annoying.
But rockers/goths/punks/hippies, they are always better then hardcore shit  |
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WilliamWallace
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| Star Commander wrote: | Lol... rockers are annoying people...
ST War hummmm... Yea go on then wallice i give u a try me and yoiu have a little private war |
Can u be a bit patient? Maybe later on war between ZTC and MH. Or just u and me.
I am in Jamie Alliance temporarily. Together with a little kid accross the street. I am teaching him the game, so thats quite fun.
He is at 5% and 600 score. So better then my first try in ST
And me is at 12006 with about 6.6% evo  |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Lowvoice u are a chav yourself u fool! LoL |
do you even know what a chav is?
a chav are those people who go around with those stupid hoodies and quite clearly i am not a chav and i do not wear a stupid hoodie and i do not shoock rocks at peoples windows and i do not do any of the things that methi has said.
btw my heads pounding i feel like im about too puke and i can bearly stand up thats why io havent been at school |
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LinKZenseeN
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| i dont quite understand whats a "chav" but i know something rockers are cool people but punks... oh man those should die! they go around making noise and making trouble they are just a bunch of mother ***** |
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promethius2
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i am a rocker/Grunger and proud.
Im not a goth, I dont like goths, but I leave them be and if they want to be a goth thats fine with me.
Chavs are fuckers. I hate them. And if they all suddenly died I would throw a party.
Knackers,Gypsies,travellers,tinkers. pikey's. Whatever you want to call them. They suck. And once again if they die. I dont care.
Skateboarder-dudes> Thankfully in Ireland the number of
skateboarder-dudes have become smaller and smaller. But a few years ago they were all over the gaff.
Iswaer that if I hear someone say "dude" or "man" or "awesome" to me in a fake-american accent again. Im going to go on a rampage.
And finally we come to the people who dress up as characters from films at the cinema when that particular film comes out. Please, just leave me alone. 
Nerds,geeks> They aint done nuttin to me, and im part-geek myself. I just dont like the hardcore-geeks. OMFG.
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lowvoice
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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/me dressed as darth vaider says in a fake American accent "dude, that man over there is awsome"
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| don t forget to say it with a book of quantum physics in ur arm |
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