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promethius2
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 Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:55 pm Post subject: Methi's 3 Step guide for the world. |
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Here is my 3 step guide to better the world.
I will be publishing the whole book in about a years time and it will be named "The Art of Fanjeeta"
But anyway here it is:
(1). Kazakhstan will be invaded by an army of Genetic-Engineered Apes and will forfeit all its fanjeeta, drink and Drugs to the rest of the world.
(2). Cuba and Jamaica will become one country called Cubamaica and will sell Cuban hash-cigars free of price to the rest of the world
(3). Kangaroo's will be injected with steroids and will be allowed to participate in boxing matches.
(4). Russia will give all of their Vodka factories to Kazakhstan and then kazakhstan will do what is said in point 1.
And theere ya goes.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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Stop being a crazy idiot.  |
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jazzy
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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Never stop being crazy lol  |
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Reggi
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| lol.. Freak !! |
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promethius2
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| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:42 am Post subject: |
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Your mother. 
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Reggi
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| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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actually no, my mother doesn't smoke..  |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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Yo Methi, those are the best ideas i've ever heard. If miss america would say this instead of:
| Quote: | | For the end of hunger and for world peace |
Yak, stupid nonsense talk of some blondes who cant think.
But there are five steps to better the world, not the four u posted, and sure not the three u said before posting four .
Here is the fifth: All Power to the Fanjeetan Alliance, who will rule the world |
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promethius2
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| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Reggi wrote: | | actually no, my mother doesn't smoke.. |
Thats not what she said llast night when I was banging the hole off her. 
Apologies in advance 
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steven1982
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| Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Methi, are you telling our plans to take over the world in advantage??
It was supposed to be a surprise for everybody.
Ah what the heck, bring on the vodka, hash cigars and fanjeeta!!!
Greets
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jazzy
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.... ... Nigel Powers:  There are two kinds of people I can't stand in this world.
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures  and the Dutch.
lol ...  |
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jazzy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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but that wasn't me oh lol  |
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DarthMother
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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Well thank you jazzy LOL now I kniow where i stand in your eyes, you cant stand me  LOL |
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jazzy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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but but but LOL
but I said it wasn't me lol ... 
Blame austin powers heheheheeee ... |
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DarthMother
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL then i blame him: DAMN AUSTIN POWERSSSSSSSS I DEMAND ONE BILLION DOLLAR *evil finger* LOL |
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jazzy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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yeah lol ...
and while ye at it .... fat bastard too lol |
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jazzy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| oh lol I meant fat b a s t a r d lol |
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jazzy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| lol no no no not you lol fat b a s t a r d from austin powers lol oh yay lol |
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DarthMother
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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LOL I know... | fat_basterd wrote: | | I am horny!!!!! can you see i´m sexy!!!! *nipple friction* |
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jazzy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah lol he's such a dirty mofo isn't he lol
Scottish right?!?!?! lol |
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DarthMother
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| Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah with his kilt, wanna eat baby´s and his instrument dunno hoz that´s called in english with the sleeping gas stealing Austin Powers´s MOJO
lol |
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