New Alliance -Trailer Park Crew

[T2]

The Trailer Park Alliance has decided to join Spacetrace. We don't do much 'cept sit around , drink rum and smoke joints. We talk alot on who we should hit but usually we are too drunk to fly our spacecraft.
Anyone wishing to join this exciting and dynamic alliance can leave a post here. I'll get back to you. .
We do however feel we are more than a match for ICP. They seem to have a lot of light ...or.. er...have big lights...something like that. They like lights i guess it is.... anyhow...there was a lot of lights in thier posts. but we don't care...we all wear sunglasses !!

All those who like rum register here
NO BOGARTING !
Remember...leave your name if interested and I'll get back to you if i remember

[Elder]

Lol, nice alliance.

Can I join? Oh sorry, allready have MH.

But one lil question:

there are two votes:

1 I love rum and joints ( that was me)

2 I hate rum and joints but love ICP ( then I guess that's u )

[promethius2]

I voted I hate rum and love joints.
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[T2]

I forgot to mention...( i wonder why?), anyone who wishes to keep thier addictions secret can PM me and don't forget to tell me what your favorite type of rum is so I can have it in stock.
The Trailer Park Crew does not discriminate against anyone who drinks whiskey or beer. We like to think of ourselves as an Equal Opportunity Alliance and we will even take applications from abstainers.

[Evans1991]

Hey,
I think im actually going to like this alliance alot hehehe!!!!!

You should join IRC sometime and learn some more stuff about the game lol

Hope U Stay And Enjoy The Game
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[T2]

It's time to send in our order for the week to get our supplies. Our Order will be a little larger this time due to a new addition.
Our newest member prefers a nice bottle of London Dock Demeraira Rum and likes a sativa blend. He won't be flying for a while! He has opened up a whorehouse on the north side of the trailer park and will be a welcome addition to the community.
Let us know if you are interested in getting an order in as well.

[Elder]

[Spyder]

Why join an alliance whose leader is cloaked??
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[promethius2]

[T2]

Spyder...you make assumptions my friend. I am currently not the leader but merely a figurehead, a spokesperson if you will. When a new member of ST becomes vocal, human nature dictates he gets paid a visit by someone looking for easy points. My appologies for your disapointment. The cloak will soon be removed as tech evolves and then we shall lay out the welcome mat to each and everyone to stop by for a little drink and perhaps a friendy romp around system. In the meantime feel free to visit anyone else within the trailer park crew. They would be more than happy to show you a good time and even maybe bestow some points your way.

Methi....one of our members has taken a shine to Bushmills. Perhaps you could recommend some other brands of your country's best. We will endeavour to have some of your favorite drink around if you drop by.
I think you mentioned you like hash. What's your favorite colour/brand and with some luck, we could have a little nugget waiting for you as well

[promethius2]

LOL, I think I like this alliance.
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Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

[T2]

Trailer Park Crew has met and it has been agreed that a new position will be created within the Trailer Park Crew alliance. This new position shall be named the Technical Advisor to Operations.
We currently seek an experienced player with a proven track record to act as technical advisor to fleet management. Duties would be to review attack fleets on a case by case basis and provide expertise in planet defence measures. Experience in advanced warp travel techniques would be considered an asset as well as a strong understanding in map reading and 3D spacial thoeries fundamentals.

Salary is to comenserate with experience however the main form of payment is in barter of Rum and weed for services rendered.

We are not a dual alliance supporter so if you belong to another alliance, your application will be turned down. We also do not support schizophrenic emperors ( Leaders with more than 1 empire) or players with traitor tendicies (no spies) although we wholeheartly support spying.

Terms of the contract will be discussed including duration of service provided however, we expect total dedication to the Trailer Park while within the employ of the "Crew".

You can PM me in confidence with reasons why you may want to take on this exciting position within a loosly structered alliance as we feel that if you would rather drink than fight, Just Drink !

We still have a few trailers left for potential tenants of the trailer park and we invite young and old alike ; experienced or brand new to the game. You just better be able to drink with "the Boys".
No Troublemakers Please ! We have our quota on them....(me....hehe).

[Elder]

Cool alliance. T2, do u have any plans on having war or something?

Or is this a lay-back-and-relaxe-and-have-fun-and-joints-and beer alliance?

[T2]

Do to lack of a experienced fleet advisor, we do not plan to declare war on anyone in perticular. Rather, we are currently working in a support role for other alliances who are at war and may request assistance.
We also like to drink and smoke however since this is a war game, we certainly have plans on doing battle where and when possible. We look for cheap opportunities to score however, courage in a bottle does promote foolish attacks without adequate recon against experienced warriors resulting in loss of ships and MP.

Our canvassing for a experienced tech advisor hopefully will give our inexperienced crew a better chance in scoring positively and cut back on wildcat attacks that occur without proper recon against the opponent.
We currently have no enemies however, any day , someone is going to visit the trailer park with war on thier mind. When this day occurs, we shall throw caution to the wind and counter attack with everyone who is sober enough to pilot a spacecraft.
Finding a day where everyone is sober enough to fly though is a rare occurance indeed.

[T2]

I can't say I have been overwhelmed by the applications in my mailbox for a Technical Fleet Adviser, I can only assume the talent is holding out for more pay. Ok...here's my Final Offer....All the booze you want to drink, all the weed you want to smoke AND Discount rates at the Whorehouse. Now who can refuse that ! ........Believe me...it took a lot of convincing to get the discount at the prosti-pen as overhead is high there.
Them chicks drink a lot and the munchie bill after they smoke is outragous. We do like to take pride in our little covey so they get nothing but the best low cal crap money can buy.

We would also like to get someone who has a gambling casino to move into the Trailer Park. This would help round out the entertainment experience to any and all visitors who pay a visit to The Trailer Park.

Just PM me if you are interested in any of the above business deals the TPC has to offer

Thank-you
T2