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promethius2
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2 borgs walk into a building.
You think one of them would have seen it.
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promethius2
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Q: What did the borg say when it looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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promethius2
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Q: Did you hear about the borg couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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promethius2
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A borg went to its mail box several times way before it was time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed its repeated trips to the curb and asked if it was waiting for a special delivery.
"No," it replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
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Jort
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A classic one:
Two borgs are walking over the street.
Then one of the borgs asked:
,,May I walk in the middle?''
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mjx1
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i was friends with the borg when i was leader of HAV we had a i scratch your back you scratch mine relationship so forgive me when i say LoL, but it would be a lot funnier if you had said it about TO
borg got locked up at MacDonnalds and starrved too death
borg got locked up in a bathroom and pissed themselves |
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