this vote will decide about the future of this invention:
this can be added to the game
28%
[ 2 ]
it needs some changes but it is a good invention
0%
[ 0 ]
i will post the needed changes here
0%
[ 0 ]
no good try another one
71%
[ 5 ]
Total Votes : 7
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tec_server Technology Bot
Joined: 04 Nov 2002 Posts: 1746
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 2:04 pm Post subject:
lawyer ship (class 2 ship)
if this ship is hit then the lawyers in it begin sueing the opposing ship for damage to private property, the accused ship is forced to pay large amounts of money and it ends up being recycled along with 2 other ships because try to help their comrades and are sued for perverting the course of justice . only the humans are cruel enough to use this tactic. add this ship or we ll litigate the **** out of you.
attack/life: 0/20
manpower: 16
researchtime: 1 d
buildingtime: 12 h
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needed research:
dark tactics
battle details:
if this ship is hit it recycles 3 ships of any ship-type in the enemy fleet in the same class, the targets are removed from the fight, but no points are won or lost.
battlemessage: "you ve been sued ... ships"
(battle engine syntax: ,enemy,3,this,all,you ve been sued)
Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 193 Location: Hardenberg , The Netherlands
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 3:30 pm Post subject:
The most stupid ship.
Will be difficult.
I have seen about 30 bloody most stupid ships in the last days.
To choose one.
I am not sure. Will take a while to make a good choice.
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Stop the stupid inventions and give the word to those who have real stuff, i have one and it will be on soon, and it will be no stupid prosecutor ship.
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I think the purpose of the ship is to help you defend your base, especially in the case that you are being attack by 2 fleets, and your 2 defense fleets have a limited number of class 2 ships.
Tell me what other ships to use that will serve the same purpose (no to multi-emp-vessel).
Just for reference, I never invent any ship before, including the Lawyer Ship.
Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Posts: 691 Location: The Netherlands
Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 9:18 pm Post subject:
Well... You intended it to be stupid but to be honest, it's better than most ships we get here. A slight touch of overpowered and definitely a violation of the geneva convention (too cruel, worse than napalm) but it could be useful.
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it s still stupid maybe it could recycle 2 ships instead and change the name and description but really it s joke read the description and you can realize, it s long elaborate and funny... and don t call this a stupid invention and call me a newb and tell me to stop inventing cuz it s a joke and i never expected it to be added. got most of u can t take a joke
Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 193 Location: Hardenberg , The Netherlands
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:26 pm Post subject:
Is it a recuirement for posting to be stupid.
20 stupid, but serious ships are invented and nobody does anything about it.
One ship is invented for the fun and everybody reacts like they are assholes.
People learn english. Some Maltes guy invents a joke ship - to notice; a joke ship.
If you cannot read English, stop posting and get another hobby (collecting stamps or something)
And get a English course for beginners or something!
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