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Metody I The Evil
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Q: How many BORGS are needed to change a lightbulb?
A: Five.
Q: Why?
A: One Borg stands up on a table, holding the bulb in his hand.
Two Borgs rotate the table.
Another one runs around the table in the opposite direction so the first one doesn't get dizzy.
And the last one stands by the door with a club in his hand - to clubber the electricity if it strikes someone
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Lou of East from West
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| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:18 am Post subject: |
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lol,
but they are in every topic, already, why new one, again for tham
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U will bi spaned
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Metody I The Evil
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| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:20 am Post subject: |
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Well... so you don't have to go through all the topics to enjoy 'em 
Q: How can you save a Borg from drowning?
A: By moving your leg off his head.
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steven1982
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Hehe, well some jokes then.
Q: What do you do when you see a criple borg?
A: Shoot again, and aim better this time!
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Lou of East from West
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Old one...
Q:What is a good Borg?
A:Dead Borg.
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q: whats the borg less favourite tv-show ?
a: mtv-UNPLUGGED |
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Metody I The Evil
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Q: What's the song that Borg like most?
A: Disturbed - Down with the sickness 
Here's a part of the lyrics... you figure out why 
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Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give it to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing ... in me
(Will you give it to me?)
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no, There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon ... in me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
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JaM
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Q What do you got if you have a borg to the middle in cement?
A Not enough cement 
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Q:What will u do, when walking by sea, and see a borg drone drauning?
A:Sit & Enjoy .
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Q:How borgs make ink?
A:Beating a shit out of water, until it turnes blue....
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really old one...
Q: why does the borg put sugar in thier pillows???
A: because they want to have sweet dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Metody I The Evil
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Two Borgs in a car...
B1: I suppose we've entered a city.
B2: Why?
B1: We're running over people.
B2: Then slow down.
B1: I can't.
B2: Why?
B1: Because you're driving.
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Borg family drive in a car over a bridge. On that bridge, a man signing them to stop.
M : Congratulations, you are the millionth car over the bridge.
Man: Sorry I can't stop we have just robbed a bank.
Wife sitting next to him: Don't listen to him, he've got too much alcohol.
Kid in the back: I told you, we couldn't come far with this stolen car
Grandpa in the trunk: Are we out of the country yet?
2 borgs are walking in the dessert says one: I want to walk in the middle now.
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Metody I The Evil
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Two Borgs meet. One of them asks the other:
- Hey, man, do you know what is white and falls from the sky in winter... it ends with "an"?
- Uuuuuuuuuugh?
- "Snow, man!" Now another one... Do you know what's white and falls from the sky in winter... It ends with "eady"?
- Err?
- "Snow, man! I've tolld you allready!"
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q:What u do when see a borg in toilet?
a:Flush it!
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A: U know why two slimey Germsborgs sittin`in the toilet?
B: Why?
A: See the ABC fleet is near
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There`s a GERMborgs fleet headig Ur way?
What do ya do?
Nothing. They`ll probably get lost or something.
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Metody I The Evil
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A Borg asked his maths teacher:
- Can you guess how old am I?
The teacher answered immediately: 13.
- How did you guess?
- Well, I know a Borg 26 years old, an he is a total idiot
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JaM
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Q What do you do if a borg throws a grenade to you
A Pull the pin out of it, and throw it back
Q What have borgs figured out for this?
A They pull the pin out of the grenade in the factory
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JaM
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Q Why do borgs always have a knive in their spaceships
A To cut off the corners
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