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[revenge]

i forgot to switch on my new signature... here is it again

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[Hobbit]

I wanted to give a little bit of peace in this forum by using the white background and the elvish script in the Ring of the Lord

So how do you like it???

Bye
Hobbit

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[Bilerator]

Hobbit, will we watch it tomorrow ?? PLEASE !!!

[Hobbit]

When where and for how much money, do you know how much the cinemaxx takes saturday?!?

We'll see...

Bye

Hobbit

[peace of love]

hehe, hobbit thank you for all your compliment all the time

(it allready starts making me and wizard a little toffee-nosed )

but i try to help you to bring a bit more peace to the forum.

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[ This Message was edited by: peace of love on 2002-03-09 02:18 ]

[ This Message was edited by: peace of love on 2002-03-09 02:19 ]

[revenge]

cool signature peace!

but its sybolism is some kind of different to one of your avatar!

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[ This Message was edited by: revenge on 2002-03-09 13:31 ]

[Hobbit]

Thank you Peace for givin some peace to the forum!
(You're not a graphic-specialist either, are you?)
But I hope that people will become peaceful and won't argue all the time!

Bye

Hobbit

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und ewig zu binden
Im Lande Mordor, wo die Schatten drohn.

[revenge]

graphic specialist?

its from this side:
http://www.idia.net/

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[revenge]

argument??? , do you want an argument

M: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?
R: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Pause
R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
M: Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!

(Walk down the corridor)
M: (Knock)
A: Come in.
M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?
A: I told you once.
M: No you haven't.
A: Yes I have.
M: When?
A: Just now.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't
A: I did!
M: You didn't!
A: I'm telling you I did!
M: You did not!!
A: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
M: Oh, just the five minutes.
A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not.
A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
M: No you did not.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't.
A: Did.
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!

A: Yes it is!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.
M: It is.
A: Not at all.
M: Now look.
A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
M: What?
A: That's it. Good morning.
M: I was just getting interested.
A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!
A: I'm afraid it was.
M: It wasn't.
Pause
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Oh, all right.
(pays money)
A: Thank you.
short pause
M: Well?
A: Well what?
M: That wasn't really five minutes, just now.
A: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
M: I just paid!
A: No you didn't.
M: I DID!
A: No you didn't.
M: Look, I don't want to argue about that.
A: Well, you didn't pay.
M: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!
A: No you haven't.
M: Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
M: Oh I've had enough of this.
A: No you haven't.
M: Oh Shut up.

(Walks down the stairs. Opens door.)

M: I want to complain.
C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
M: No, I want to complain about...
C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
M: Oh!
C: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.


(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.)

M: Hello, I want to... Ooooh!
H: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again.
M: uuuwwhh!!
H: Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there.
M: No.
H: Now..
M: Waaaaah!!!
H: Good, Good! That's it.
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: What?
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: Stop hitting you?
M: Yes!
H: Why did you come in here then?
M: I wanted to complain.
H: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
M: What a stupid concept.

[Hobbit]

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam....................................................................................................................................................................................

:rofl:

Bye

Hobbit

[Angel]

does anyone know how to get tripod and angelfire like places show the picture instead of a tripod icon?

[revenge]

ups, what's meant?

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[Hobbit]

Such a good question!
I'd say you should search at http://www.google.com
for your tripod or angelfire whatever it is.

Bye

Hobbit

[Frederik]

Just testing my password

[peace of love]

hey admin,

i got 151 posts now (thats allmost as much as you have) and most of them were no spamming...

and now i am a SECOND REAR ADMIRAL,

thanks a lot, hehe




peace

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[ This Message was edited by: peace of love on 2002-03-24 11:34 ]

[Hobbit]

Congratultions!

Trara!

Bye

Hobbit

[ This Message was edited by: Hobbit on 2002-04-10 14:52 ]

[Hobbit]

Bye the way...
What is the order of rankings in the ST Forums?
In the German Army the Konter-Admiral is the highest position. What is it here?

Bye

Hobbit

[revenge]

i am strictly against rankings in the board ... is a commander a lower rank than a captain???


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[ This Message was edited by: revenge on 2002-04-10 15:15 ]

[Hobbit]

yes he is.
So stand still commander revenge...
Bye

Captain Hobbit
(sounds stupid just kiddy-style)

[revenge]

never... i am a rebel and against all hierarchy...



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