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Mighty Admiral
Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 738
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:27 am Post subject: Weight Loss |
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here is one for all you fat people.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, theres a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the nextfour days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day theres a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in h is life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,"If you catch me you can have me".
Well, hes out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I havent felt this good in years."
The next day theres a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your a*s is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week… _________________
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Jack09 Vice Admiral
Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 504 Location: United States
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:33 am Post subject: |
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OMG, that was the funniest thing ive heard all day, Mighty, your a funny dude. _________________ 11/11/11 |
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dumenop 2nd Rear Admiral
Joined: 03 Jan 2009 Posts: 153
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:21 am Post subject: |
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i liked that _________________ But why male models? |
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T2 Admiral
Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1398 Location: Ontario
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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Good One ! |
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