The wishing game!

[SkyFire]

Okay dudes, i have a new game for you and it goes like this:

I wish for something, and you grant my wish, but you make it go bad
Then you wish for something.

Example:

I wish i had three cars.
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Granted! Your girlfriend crashes all three!

I wish i was the smartest guy in the world!
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Granted! You crumble under your weight of your intellect and shoot yourself.

I wish i was a dog.
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...and so on...


Okay let me start:

I wish someone would reply to my thread!
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[Dinskydude]

Granted! It does go off-topic though.

I wish i won a new Alienware computer!

PS: Be original, so not just: "It crashes".
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[al12]

Granted, you just don't know how to work it and will never find out.

oI wish I didn't have to go to school anymore
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X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era

4. SpaceTrooper of Upenix score 16239 relative 16226

[kamekaze6]

Granted, but now you don't have a job or any qualifications

I wish my wish would come true.

(figure that one out :-p)
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STFU N00B!!!!111!1!

Click!!

[SkyFire]

Granted.
But you forgot to wish for something specific, so you got an extremely hairy monkey who keeps bothering you.

I wish i was happy all the time.
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[mjx1]

granted your now a drug addict whos high all the time

i wish kot would shut up lol
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[Knight of Truth]

Granted! But you get locked op for murder! And I still post, because you killed kot, but not KoT!

I wish Dragonball-Z would make sense.
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[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]

[mjx1]

granted but now the show gets cancelled and is replaced by the telletubies

i wish for a hundred wishes
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[al12]

Granted, but now I get them

I wish I could fly
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X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era

4. SpaceTrooper of Upenix score 16239 relative 16226

[mjx1]

granted you get hit by a airplane

i wish i was an admin
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[al12]

Granted, but you forgot for wich game

I wish for a helmet
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X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era

4. SpaceTrooper of Upenix score 16239 relative 16226

[Knight of Truth]

Granted! A helmet with a spike on it (and is upside down) falls on your head!

I wish there was an emulator for the DS that can play all ROMs!
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[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]

[mjx1]

granted but now your pen broke mwahahaha

i wish my pc was a mac
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[al12]

Granted but it gets stolen the same day

I wish I could breath under water
( please don't mes this up )
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X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era

4. SpaceTrooper of Upenix score 16239 relative 16226

[SkyFire]

Granted! But you forget how to breathe air.. and after a while you get dead bored with the stupid fishes

I wish i would pass my exam on friday.
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[mjx1]

granted but then your paper goes missing

i wish my dog didnt eat my memory card
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[Dinskydude]

Granted! But now your parents discover all the pr0n u stored on it.

I wish TV was 10 times bigger.
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[Knight of Truth]

Granted! You get blind by it!

By the way, an Emulator uses the mouse as a pen, so it can't break....

I wish my school had better computers!
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[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]

[mjx1]

granted but it sold its electricity to get them

i wish i was the lord and master of everything in the universe
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[al12]

Granted but you die so I the lord and master of everything in the universe

I wish I had all the gold in the world
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X: The "Warriors of the Fallen Star" era

4. SpaceTrooper of Upenix score 16239 relative 16226