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| this can be added to the game |
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| it needs some changes but it is a good invention |
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| i will post the needed changes here |
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tec_server
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 Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:05 am Post subject: penis |
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penis (class 2 ship)
propellently engaged neutral ions ship is a clever ship that to used in time of need during a great and epic war. it was so epic not even i can explain its epicness. but this ship releases sperm-nits into the enemy fleet. anyways this releases 10 sperm into the enemy fleet.
attack/life: 5/10
manpower: 20
researchtime: 1 d 12 h
buildingtime: 17 h
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needed research:
improved targeting
battle details:fights
(battle engine syntax: f)
creates 10 sperm in your own fleet in class 2
battlemessage: "penis releases 10 sperm into enemy fleet."
(battle engine syntax: create,self,10,2,sperm,penis releases 10 sperm into enemy fleet.,n) |
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Dinskydude
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:36 am Post subject: |
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What will the sperms do? Try to make childs with fighters or something? 
Now I think that that the sperms are more like e-ray tech, don't you think so? hahaha!  O sorry, but what do the sperms do?
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Dinskydude
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
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It is really funny i think. 
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promethius2
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Why my dear sir, a simple class 3 condom cruiser would destroy this baby in seconds....
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mjx1
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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| promethius2 wrote: | | Why my dear sir, a simple class 3 *** cruiser would destroy this baby in seconds.... |
well penises generally are hurt easily but they also have a lot of fun 
lol dinks make a child thats exactly what i was thinking
well in short answer no? do i need to give an explanation
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Knight of Truth
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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erays are sperm, so i wonder how they steer enormous ships?
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Rubens
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: Re: penis |
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| tec_server wrote: | penis (class 2 ship)
propellently engaged neutral ions ship is a clever ship that to used in time of need during a great and epic war. it was so epic not even i can explain its epicness. but this ship releases sperm-nits into the enemy fleet. anyways this releases 10 sperm into the enemy fleet.
attack/life: 5/10
manpower: 20
researchtime: 1 d 12 h
buildingtime: 17 h
human-technology
needed research:
improved targeting
battle details:fights
(battle engine syntax: f)
creates 10 sperm in your own fleet in class 2
battlemessage: "penis releases 10 sperm into enemy fleet."
(battle engine syntax: create,self,10,2,sperm,penis releases 10 sperm into enemy fleet.,n) |
I do like the sperm...but this is not needed. |
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Noxus
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject: Re: penis |
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| Rubens wrote: | | tec_server wrote: | penis (class 2 ship)
propellently engaged neutral ions ship is a clever ship that to used in time of need during a great and epic war. it was so epic not even i can explain its epicness. but this ship releases sperm-nits into the enemy fleet. anyways this releases 10 sperm into the enemy fleet.
attack/life: 5/10
manpower: 20
researchtime: 1 d 12 h
buildingtime: 17 h
human-technology
needed research:
improved targeting
battle details:fights
(battle engine syntax: f)
creates 10 sperm in your own fleet in class 2
battlemessage: "penis releases 10 sperm into enemy fleet."
(battle engine syntax: create,self,10,2,sperm,penis releases 10 sperm into enemy fleet.,n) |
I do like the sperm...but this is not needed. |
actually Rubens this is suppose to be like the troika.. it just the SPERM has to have mp in order to become a ship..
admin makes it hard for me to make quality ships from the stuff that we cant use.. like the toika module.. try recreating that.. cant happen.
this ship is suppose to be the only way to get SPERM but cant be possible to make.. well for me to make it at least..
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MicroJak
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:30 pm Post subject: Change the name |
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call it somethin clever, like penisicosnine, or sperdadine, if those are actuall words, then I don't know wat they mean at all.
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Knight of Truth
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:15 am Post subject: |
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how about:
the manly monster
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MicroJak
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Or maybe,
Centrion
Rebelion Intruder
Phoniex Warrior
Fire Blade
NitroSword
HydroShield
Platinum Master
Golden Flight
Hope these help.
If you want more names, message this poll
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MicroJak
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| Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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Does anyone take my advice?
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| Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:37 am Post subject: |
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I think its a great ship,but it should be eray technology because they look like sperm.  |
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