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steven1982
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Whats in ur opinion the best way to seduce a girl???
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promethius2
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The best way to seduce a girl is with cloroform.
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the best way too saduce a girl is errr i dont know i never have too do that they just look at me and the jobs done
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WilliamWallace
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Just look good and be nice to her.  |
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promethius2
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| Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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| WilliamWallace wrote: | | Just look good and be nice to her. |
Or just use Cloroform. 
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| promethius2 wrote: | | Or just use Cloroform. |
Methius what is wrong with you Cloroform why not just wait till they are drunk or passed out maybe even asleep! 
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this is a disturbing topic.... and wat is Clorofom?
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| clorofum is a drug |
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promethius2
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| lowvoice wrote: | | clorofum is a drug |
Onesniff, and your out cold for a few hours.
A friend and I once got high from the stuff in metalwork.
Good times. 
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| Quote: | | A friend and I once got high from the stuff in metalwork |
How the fuck did you get your hands on clorofum in metalwork, was it in your teacher's draw?
In a science maybe.
So why where you geting high off it? |
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| promethius2 wrote: | | lowvoice wrote: | | clorofum is a drug |
Onesniff, and your out cold for a few hours.
A friend and I once got high from the stuff in metalwork.
Good times. |
I was there that day... I had to see when "sir" was coming back =P
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getting back too the topic
do you think good signatures is a way too seduce a girl?
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promethius2
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| compu_head wrote: | [
I was there that day... I had to see when "sir" was coming back =P |
Oh yeah lol, Mr. Murphy with the Big Ears.
You were there "keeping sketch" while I poured the cloroform into the Niall's Lucozade bottle.
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Good times...
You know, his mother caught him with it.
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Whoops, big problem  |
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promethius2
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| compu_head wrote: | Good times...
You know, his mother caught him with it. |
Seriously?
I say he got in some tish after that.
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mjx1
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getting back too the topic i think the best way too seduce a girl is too use smilleys in your posts 
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mjx1
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ah well then fanjeetas i have discovered a nifty little poem that can seduce any woman, believe me it works, its been tested and has my seal of approval. It was from the film Adam Sandlers Mr. Deeds, just try it out
hard to breathe, feels liek floating
so full of love my hearts exploding
mouht is dry hands are shaking
my heart is yours for the taking
acting wierd, not myself
dancing around like the keebler elf
maybe its time for this porr schlub
to know how it feels to fall in love
trust me this really works 
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lilkrnboi1018
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lol i don't think so... haha
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