Do You Know Where Your Flag is?

[T2]

Well they did it again...Yep...this time it is the Ape Empire. Some of the boys drinking again and went out and stole the Ape's flag. Now I know this makes Ape very angry because it's not the first time it's been stolen. I, personally do not like the ape flag near as much as the WOC flag but..a point is a point, no matter from where it comes from.
Damn...I suppose another drunken party....I'm gonna have to move out of here....This trailer park life is very hard on my liver.... Ahhh..... maybe tomorrow I'll think about moving. There's a big Party over at the Bar...and I hear they are giving out free rum tonight. I better hurry before it's gone !

[Star Commander]

i know man !!!

APEs flag to hehhee

[Elder]

Yoh Trailer guy.

Nice work done here. Two flags captured in no time. good luck with u alliance

[Star Commander]

thankyou elder,
it will be a good alliance and maybe in the future we will get your flag hehehe...

[Elder]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

U can give it a try if u want to. I didnt know u where in TP2 too. Well good luck to you too

[T2]

Two attempts were made today to capture The Trailer Parks flag today. Lego of Nirwana and Fox Mulder both launched attacks against one of our members with hopes of skipping back to thier perspective alliances with our Flag. They may have been after the Ape Flag as well. Lego was forced to limp back to his HP after a large battle which had many casulities on both sides. The TPC had just enough time to regroup thier fleets and defend against another heavy attack by Fox Mulder of the FBI. The decimated fleet of the TPC was able to get "inside" the FBI fleet and inflect enough damage to the Invaders to prevent them from successfully landing on the planet.
The fighter pilots who managed to get in the enemy fleet and prevent this attack will be rewarded with unlimited amounts of rum and weed to last him for the next 6 months. These fighter pilots had no idea of the heroic deed they accomplished. We told them someone is trying to steal our rum and they certainly would not let that happen even if it meant thier lives.

The cache of rum barrels and the bales of weed were hastely transfered to another secure location and everyone is invited back to the Whore House for a night of celebration.

BTW...I almost forgot.......Thanks for the points lads... This noob sure can use them.

[Star Commander]

yes i was there for the first battle against Lego i kicked the last of his fleets ass but the fox mulder one sorry i had some beeth to sort out at my base

[T2]

In a gesture of good will and sportsmanship the Trailer Park returned the Ape's Flag before the allotted 20% extraction. TPC hopes the ApEmpire is successful in regaining it's lost points.

The Flag was returned without ceremony completely cleaned and pressed. A bottle of rum and a ounce of weed was left with each member of the Ape's as well to show gratitude for the ferocious battles the Ape's put up in thier recovery attempts..

The Ape empire does not know that this is the second time that this crew actually stole thier flag however, in the first event the ape was able to recover it very quickly. We had that damn thing sold to TO if our friggin FC hadn't quit without telling us......Anyways............

You must give us some credit, Emperors of the Ape, We learned the lessons you taught us well and with help and guidance from some other experienced players we were successful again. We returned as we promised just to let you see our progress.

We are reorganizing the TPC into a leaner stealthier crew because we don't like cops showing at our door. It has been bad for business and the Casino has shut down temporarlly. The drycleaners packed up and went on holidays. Yours was the last flag he cleaned before he left. Anyhow...just thought you would like to know.

Thanks Again and luck to you
T2