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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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America became the healthiest country in the world! This impossibility tore the space-time continuum, and.... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral
Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 2315 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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and then I got drunk and _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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pissed all over the Magna Carta, making.... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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it dissolve into a million litres of Acidic History.. then... _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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queen Victoria said ''We are not amused'', and... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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then she wrote in her diary 'I like cookies' and _________________
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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then her diary was really Dick Cheney, who was by now full of writing, and he.... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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did not like to boast about _________________
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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having the name dick _________________ "Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz |
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MicroJak Admiral
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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whittington, as he was still a _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:55 am Post subject: |
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distant relative of Hitler. He was also the bastard son of Bush, who had fathered a child when he was 3. Hitler was shocked to learn this, and came from hell, and spoke to Cheney: _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:13 am Post subject: |
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and then he said 'Why are MJ and KoT the only ones who actually post here.' Which was weird because... _________________
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:44 am Post subject: |
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DD would come along sometimes aswell. Then Hitler raised his hand to hail himself, and all the commies (thus the whole earth) did the same, and everyone became scat-loving Nazi's! _________________
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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But, KoT was still rational..
He looked around at all the Communist Dutch-men, and noticed that actually not much had changed.
He pleaded with people, BUT THE FARMERS WERE TOO DAMN STUBBORN, so KoT built himself a submarine, and built an underwater Utopia off the coast of Australia, and he called it, the ''Survion'', complete with weapon systems that detected and fired upon Communism, and set a priority for Dutchmen.
He invited MJ over, and MJ had a cup of tea, while KoT enjoyed a cup of coffee, and he invited Stephan over too, but he ''accidentally forgot'' to turn off the weapons systems, so Stephan was killled...
KoT didn't really regret it, but MJ was shocked, but then KoT told MJ Stephan was half-French, and MJ calmed down a lot.
Then, the horrific Manbearsquidpig started attacking, and the weapons did nothing to it! The only way to defeat it is was by...... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:22 am Post subject: |
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killing it.
KoT did so by using his patented ''Super airplane magnet'' (which he had tested a few times) to make airplanes crash into the manbearsquidpig, and it died, for it had an allergy to airplanes.
Then, a descendant of Uncledes (and a relative of Armedes) (You know, Uncledes, from way back in the story.....) couldn't get his car to start. In a burst rage, he shouted: ''Why won't you STARTAAAAAAAA?!''. Must be genetics or something.
Anyway, this caused Armedes to feel a disturbance in the force, which did, well, nothing. But MJ felt it too, and he.... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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colinthecorgi 1st Rear Admiral
Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 273
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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...was mightily pissed, for he was in the middle of a 3-week holiday "gymnastics-and-gin" session with a new friend, Bimbolina. And he said to The Force: "Why do you always call me when I'm busy?", and he also said: "Can't somebody else pick up the phone?".
And behold: someone did.
"WTF?", said The Force. "Who invited you and your sexist slander?".
But WTF didn't seem to listening, for no one answered, for quite a while, until..... _________________ Running the P since 2007 |
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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someone did answer.
And....IT HAD A FRENCH ACCENT. (Dun dun duuuuuun!)
The Force could not stand this, and hung up. Only to hear the dreaded ''Ohohoho'' behind him, it was one of them. And then he looked back again....a mime. A horrible mime and he...... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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colinthecorgi 1st Rear Admiral
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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pulled out his white cane and donned his oversized sunglasses.
"Who's there?", he yelled at the top of his voice, while rapping his cane against the floor of eternity in-between reality (which is where the Force comes from, in case you thought he was from Albania).
The mime staggered backwards, while screaming voicelessly, for as we all know blind people are like poison to mimes (just like deaf people are to ventriloquists). Soon the Force had rapped the mime right back into France.
"They know all about food and wine, but why we had to choose mimes as a reminder of the dark side is something I will never remember" the Force muttered to himself. And he still doesn't.
All this thinking about things french inspired the Force to play a record with Edith Piaf, and pretty soon he wanted to kill either himself or something else. Being pragmatic, he decided to go find something else. And guess what he found:..... _________________ Running the P since 2007 |
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colinthecorgi 1st Rear Admiral
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:28 am Post subject: |
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A mother, a boy, a husband, a pimple, a rabbit, a vacuum cleaner, a vibrator, a cat, a carrot, a duck, a building, a shoestring, an M16, a mistress, a parrot, a cheese factory, a pineapple, a catapult and a strange strange place!
"Where have I seen this before?", he wondered. And... _________________ Running the P since 2007 |
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:51 am Post subject: |
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he said:
I don't know.....And he kept thinking, and thinking and thinking, and...... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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