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Jort Admiral
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Balkenende who started sucking on it and... |
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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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and then he dint get re-elected, he exploded in anger, and _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:02 am Post subject: |
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then rita verdonk took his place, and threw out all blacks, jews, muslims, christians, whites, budhists, and pretty much everyone else. and then she was the only one left, so she whent to schiphol and burned to death. She then saw in that she was a ***, and whent to hell. She then deported Satan, and that caused a huge _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:12 am Post subject: |
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...orgy in hell by which... _________________
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MicroJak Admiral
Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 2315 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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by which nothing happened and everything was miraculosly ok. But, KoT got re-elected as the presedant of the World. The first Good thing he did was... _________________
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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...Accidentally dropping a bomb on Microsoft HQ, Seattle, which caused... _________________
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Knight of Truth Admiral
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Apple to take over the world.
But with Satan deported, Bill Gates could return from hell (he died in the bombing), and he started to make a plan. An evil plan. He was going to... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Distribute rotten pears, which are compatible with practically everything, and would have to suppress Apple. But just when he wanted to release his diabolical plan, Satan... _________________
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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came back to hell, and kicked Verdonk's ass, and pulled Bill Gates back into hell. But all people had been infected by virusses that the many rotten pears carried, so... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Dinskydude Admiral
Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 854 Location: Nijmegen, The Netherlands, Europe, Earth
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Balkenende decided he would have to deep throat all the members of the American council, in a Satanic ritual, too make his much beloved lover, Verdonk, come back from hell, where Satan was pigroasting her with Bill Gates... _________________
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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and George Bush senior.
When Balkenende was busy performing the ritual, God came back from France, and stopped him from doing so. Then God... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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mjx1 Admiral
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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came to Britian and brought me and MJ beers _________________ "Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz |
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Dinskydude Admiral
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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But then he realized that MJ was underage, and transformed into a leprechaun. This caused the Roman Catholic Church to collapse completely, and burn in hell. Only the pope was granted mercy, and got a blow.job by Satan... _________________
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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who didnt know the pope was a man. When he found out later, he commited suicide. With God and Satan gone, everyone became Atheïsts and...
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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They started worshipping the Flying Spaghettimonster instead. This caused.... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral
Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 2315 Location: London, UK
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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"I have a hard-on for war! Quick, find me a country I haven't pissed off yet!" _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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Dinskydude Admiral
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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"Hail the Communist Regime!" He dropped down on his knees, and the world followed him. Everybody in the world is now a Commy and... _________________
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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this made McDonalds and all things capitalist be eviscerated (destroyed) and so.... _________________ [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/599/kot2ks1.jpg[/img]
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MicroJak Admiral
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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George Bush killed himself, and er, and then.... _________________
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