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 Post Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:20 pm    Post subject:
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Balkenende who started sucking on it and...
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and then he dint get re-elected, he exploded in anger, and
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then rita verdonk took his place, and threw out all blacks, jews, muslims, christians, whites, budhists, and pretty much everyone else. and then she was the only one left, so she whent to schiphol and burned to death. She then saw in that she was a ***, and whent to hell. She then deported Satan, and that caused a huge
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...orgy in hell by which...
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by which nothing happened and everything was miraculosly ok. But, KoT got re-elected as the presedant of the World. The first Good thing he did was...
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...Accidentally dropping a bomb on Microsoft HQ, Seattle, which caused...
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Apple to take over the world.

But with Satan deported, Bill Gates could return from hell (he died in the bombing), and he started to make a plan. An evil plan. He was going to...
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Distribute rotten pears, which are compatible with practically everything, and would have to suppress Apple. But just when he wanted to release his diabolical plan, Satan...
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came back to hell, and kicked Verdonk's ass, and pulled Bill Gates back into hell. But all people had been infected by virusses that the many rotten pears carried, so...
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Balkenende decided he would have to deep throat all the members of the American council, in a Satanic ritual, too make his much beloved lover, Verdonk, come back from hell, where Satan was pigroasting her with Bill Gates...
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and George Bush senior.

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came to Britian and brought me and MJ beers
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But then he realized that MJ was underage, and transformed into a leprechaun. This caused the Roman Catholic Church to collapse completely, and burn in hell. Only the pope was granted mercy, and got a blow.job by Satan...
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who didnt know the pope was a man. When he found out later, he commited suicide. With God and Satan gone, everyone became Atheïsts and...


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They started worshipping the Flying Spaghettimonster instead. This caused....
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a large scandal was revealed: bush was actually a girl! bush then said:

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"I have a hard-on for war! Quick, find me a country I haven't pissed off yet!"
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"Hail the Communist Regime!" He dropped down on his knees, and the world followed him. Everybody in the world is now a Commy and...
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this made McDonalds and all things capitalist be eviscerated (destroyed) and so....
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George Bush killed himself, and er, and then....
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