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promethius2
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attached to hotdog to where his ickle willy had been bitten off by the dog but one day the hot dog got all old and.........
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He trewed his Blockade Runner in a closing transwarp gate, he died because his ship was tore into 2 pieces, then....
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Elder
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| .......he transferred with a intra-warp-transmittor to a pioneer ship to a pre-warp-world where he found........... |
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DarthMother
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| .....some good oldfashioned clustercruisers which he used to.... |
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kandos-
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| blow the s h i t out of some random barbie because... |
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Spyder
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Barbies are an uncool doll, unlike
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kandos-
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| action men (which are also fun to blow up!!), and then he found a shadow star and... |
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Elder
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| .........and dissapeared and got back to planet Earth ( unseen ) where he suddenly jumped on Hillary Clinton's back and....... |
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Spyder
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Removed the Plug, which he then passed to ......
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DarthMother
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| .....Jennifer Lopez who suddenly turned into..... |
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kandos-
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| rick waler (the fat guy) how then rapped the dog who... |
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DarthMother
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| ....just lapdanced with the cat and.... |
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| Ate the buttplug. |
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kandos-
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| and fed it biscuits which were covered in.... |
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DarthMother
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| .....chocolate dip, but it only seemed chocolate dip, it actually was..... |
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kandos-
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| ....very, VERY, VERY thik sh1t, which, for some reason, tasted like..... |
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kandos-
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| ...a tranies cat who then... |
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Elder
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| ........scared the man away, who then went back to........ |
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kandos-
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| Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:48 am Post subject: |
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| his cute little card board box which had been taken over by a ................. |
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kandos-
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| big fat ugly munter who then... |
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