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Danger! Tom Cruise! Sucking Up is Advised or you will be overwhelmed by a giggling imbecil!
So the creditcards (who cant die from poison) said: Lets go to Tom Cruise, he will save us! So off they whent. When they saw tom cruise he started to
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MicroJak
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turned into slimish gloop. no-one cared, because no-one knew what credit cards were.
Then, along came an unkown new superhero, who went on a mysterious, but cool game, called 'Spacetrace forums', a lot. His name was indeed, ........
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.....Lord Reetveter, killer of prostitutes, slayer of cops, saviour of drug-dealers, but then he....
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he melted
martini woke up on the floor again
and felt hungry
so he went down the street to Monty's grill
'what will it be?' said Monty, sporting a wide grin
'give me the usual please Monty' martini said
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'what was that again?'said Monty
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the usual was, a Utof burger, with cheese fries.......and a coke
Monty knew this, martini had been coming there everyday for the past 4 years
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martini understood
The man behind the counter...WAS THE IMPOSTER
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he heard on the news that pizza the hut had was dead. He was really hungry so he ate himself. Nooooo! Why him! why not me! He shouted. Then he got hit in the head and
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| he pi.ssed on the floor, and he bled to death, so there was a mixture of pi.ss and blood which was... |
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A mass murderer, who was telling people to run! run away, and catch the train to SimpleTown, filled with people who were sipmle, and nothing else but simple, and nothing else but simple, and nothing else but simple, and nothing else but simple..............
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........and cool, but, the story goes on, when.......
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a large scandal was revealed: bush was actually a girl! bush then said:
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End of the story!
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ok then a new storie: osama bin laden wash fucking a whore and a Al-Qaeda warrior....
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| Mighty wrote: | | End of the story! |
The book has mystriously jumped forward a few pages....
Meaning we shall turn to the last page of the story:
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couldn't, he could, he couldn't, he was deiciding on.......
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....fuck a whore and a Al-Qaeda warrior....
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| ..which had an explosive c.ock, which blew up by mistake, rendering..... |
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KoT's *ss to explode, and his d*ck to fly all over the room they were in, but than the d*ck was caught by...
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