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where he discovered his parrot floating in melted cheese, but what horrified him was the fact that the parrot was.....
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| actually a deformed flying pig, he was shocked, he was hurt, but instead he ate the cheese and then... |
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.. he went to sleep. later that day found that the cheese was bad cheese, he had so much bad gas that he...
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Farted, and the world became brown and then.....
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promethius2
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A hyperspace-methane chronological-bubble formed that sent him flying back to the year 5000bc where he met the pharoh of Egypt and raped his pet.......
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| caled bill, who was actually a sacred cat so the jaffa got well angry and... |
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promethius2
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were crushed by a rebellion led by daniel jackson, but then went forward in time and left us all waiting for season 9 and then the guy who this story is about poured cheesecake over his mothers fungus infected.......
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| dancing shoes, and then she got mad and threw the boyout of the house but... |
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He has found a new a house; a big box and then he did.....
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his dog in da ass because he was depressed but his mother caught him so she..........
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Taked the dog, grilled him, and....
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| Didnt like the taste, so she forced the man to ate it, he became sick but |
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| The man luckily enough had cloned the dog the day earlier, so the dog wasnt really dead and... |
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| And the dog was mad because he was eaten, grilled and cloned in one single day, so he ran away and the man was very alone... |
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| Shouldnt we actually give this man a name? lets call him eddy |
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| so eddy went to paris and fucked some random french chick who turned out to be... |
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| .........not a chick, but a chicken. The chicken was angry and........ |
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promethius2
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pecked his poor ickle penis oof. So eddy an around in circles in oain and fell off a 3 story building and landed on a huge......
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| ......bed, so he didnt break anything and...... |
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| ...then he got up, found a hot dog stand and... |
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