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No i am not British, it is just that the answers that i got from my enquries were in inches.
And as for your question about mine being a male or female i cannot answer for my identity would be given away.
And as for your other question Aprael, if you think you should get a penis then, get one!
I am also glad that i have strengthened the friendship between maverick and Aphrael.
You shoud do that, talk abuse. Perhaps i can assist you, abusing people that do not like you is an excellent way of getting anger out of you. |
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mdellis
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Just posting here so that this topic gets more notice (I know, spam), but this topic is becoming quite amusing. Long may it continue!
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Aphrael
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I am just wondering where's advice got to?
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| Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:14 am Post subject: |
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Advice is always here!
Your lovely helpful Advice always @ your service!
Ask me some advice i will help whether it is the best way to eat a melon or how o break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Post anonymously if you like!!!!!
Advice!- From The Helping office Always ALWAYS at oyur service Madam.
Ask a question if you wish Aphrael. |
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Aphrael
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I tried to think about something I could ask 
still thinking 
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The Helping Office has two great announcements to make!
The first and most important is that a new member has entered the Helping office team. Now as you know the Helping office works under a strct code of privacy so i cannot reveal The Players identity. All i will say is that the new forum account my team member uses is Advice2.
WELCOME ADVICE2 ! 
The Next important thing that i have to say is that The Helping office now works for about 5 hours a day and now you can get instant help from our irc channel. Simply type:
/join #Advice and you will have instant acces to any sort of Advice you need.
However, Everyone needs certain breaks, so i will not be there the whole time. And remember i can only deal with ne person at a time.
You may choose to do it publicly or if you pefer t can private too. Please know hat whatever is said privately will be kept an absolute secret and you have my word on that
Thank you people f Spacetrace.
Btw, i am currrently having a little break so i will be on the channel within thenext hour
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steven1982
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Hehe i truly like this topic, let's keep this one running... hmm that needs questioning, let me see.
Dear mr. Advice my Girlfriend doesn't want me to watch porn, in what way can i convince her that men sometimes just need to?
Greets
ADVICE RULES!
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Advice
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Well Steven, i can tell you that is one of the hardest questions i have ever had to answer.
And this is the suggestion that i have for you. Don t tell her you are watching porn. Keep it a secret.
But, if ever you get caught i have a great excuse for you.
tell her "i was watching porn becuase i was looking for new ideas we could use in bed, or the bathroom if you prefer".
If that doesnt work, feed her alchahol (no seriously this works)and she will get horny (seriously) and tell her "you know the way you feel now? and she will say "yes" then all yu have to say is "That is the way i feel all the time and that is why i need to watch those video's.
I hope i have helped you. |
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kandos-
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advice have you ever had anal?
cause you sound like the kind of guy who has...
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*sigh* I am obliged to answer all questions as best i can so i can tell you.
I have done women in the ass but i have never taken it. |
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Trzbiatowski
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| help me i am the only gay in this forum |
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Trzbiatowski
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| its hard being the only gay but im here im queer get used to it |
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Trzbiatowski
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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| im here im queer ur a helper but u cant help me no and dont bring any more gays |
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promethius2
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Why did you come back!!!!  6
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Trzbiatowski
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| thanks man i respect u so far ur the only one i respect! yo Respect PEACE UP! SHIZZLE KANDOS@ NIZZLE! |
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Advice
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I think you should be proud to be gay!
Do not let people get you down!
Now i am not gay, (or bisexual) but i think that if someone is gay thy should be gay freely and should not have to listen to everyone getting on to them.
Ya know what my Russsian friend you are alright.
If you want to be gay, then be gay! |
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Trzbiatowski
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| thank advice can ya read sum of my jokes and vote for what ya think? |
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Trzbiatowski
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| help me? |
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Trzbiatowski
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| Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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| or actually can u help people to stop bullying to many people around here bully |
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Advice
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I won't vote for your jokes, as there is no point but i can tell you with my honest opinion that they are very funny
As for the bulying, You must stop thinking that it is "them" who is doing it. It is you my Russian friend. You have been spamming all of these topics and my fellow spacetracians do not like it.
Here is my Advice, stop posting stupid stuff for no reason and the bullying will go away |
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