Space Mercenaries Inc.

[Captain Starlight]

@Sith: Well of course we have a union. But its no-ticket no start, and u aint got a ticket buddy!

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[littleraven]

I HATE THOSES SPACE GUYS THEY SOULD MIND THERE OWN BUISNESS

[Captain Starlight]

We are a Business and we do mind!!!!!

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[wizz]

the blackhole is taken by a huge number of fleets at the moment.

do YOU want to be the next to own it ???

no problem: the spacemercenaries could get it for you !!

just contact us via hq->alliances->send message in the game and hire us to do the job for you



[ This Message was edited by: wizz on 2002-09-18 19:15 ]

[Lord Philemon]

I think I wont tell you my thoughts... That would not be too good for your business

[wizz]

lol, a non-believer

please dont speak in riddles. feel free to tell us what you think

[Lord Philemon]

I think if you want to make points at the black hole you get it by attacking the people and not by holding it...

[ This Message was edited by: Lord Philemon on 2002-09-18 23:26 ]

[Captain Starlight]

You get the points both ways Phil, Its nice to hold, like a warm puppy. But you have to let go some times too.

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[Julius2nd]

Mercenaries, Please do not attack me I will do whatever is necessary for you to not thrash me. Please can we talk ASAP

Ianicus of paradisio Alpha

[SirTaz]

As you can see in your fleet window page I've got a fleet heading to your planet set on defense Blue Shield, make sure all your fleets at your planet are also set on defense as well ,i'm glad you are doing your vessel scan that will come in handy for you, if your planet is attacked ,so you can see what the incoming fleets have in them for ship "numbers", But you failed to tell me in your message that you had attacked one of there members I'll still try to help you but i'll not join in any attack you have planed after this is over . for i am already a member of an alliance. below is a copy of a message that there leader has sent back to me.
Taz


24.09 04:18 From:wizard of oz
Subject:Re:A plae for Help
as far as i know he attacked BlackMobile. maybe BM and some others now visit him in return i send a message to the others trying to clear the situation and asking them to wait with their attack...if they get the message in time
thanks for your information
Wizard


[ This Message was edited by: SirTaz on 2002-09-24 14:24 ]

[Captain Starlight]

Nice of you to edit the letter Tazz, the fact of the matter is Julius attacked BM and whether or not BM retaliates is up to him.
What would u do?

@Julius you can message us here
Space Mercenaries

[wizz]

as far as i know it was a normal revenge attack as an answer to an attack of you, julius2nd.

maybe we can get the thing out of the way. i mailed to my allies, but i dont know whether i was fast enough to stop them...

but the idea of taking protection money (especially from newbees) is very good
(its a joke - for those who did not get it )



maybe we can do like our idols :


(Stock film of the amy. Tanks rolling, troops moving forward etc. Stirring military music.)

Voice Over: In 1943, a group of British Army Officers working deep behind enemy lines, carried out one of the most dangerous and heroic raids in the history of warfare. But that's as maybe. And now . . .

(Superimposed Caption on Screen : 'AND NOW . . . UNOCCUPIED BRITAIN I970' Cut to colonel's office. Colonel is seated at desk.)

Colonel: (Graham Chapman) Come in, what do you want?

(Private Watkins enters and salutes.)

Watkins: (Eric Idle) I'd like to leave the army please, sir.

Colonel: Good heavens man, why?

Watkins: It's dangerous.

Colonel: What?

Watkins: There are people with guns out there, sir.

Colonel: What?

Watkins: Real guns, sir. Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir. They've all got 'em. All of 'em, sir. And some of 'em have got tanks.

Colonel: Watkins, they are on our side.

Watkins: And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

Colonel: Watkins, you've only been in the army a day.

Watkins: I know sir but people get killed, properly dead sir, no barely cross fingers sir. A bloke was telling me, if you're in the army and there's a war you have to go and fight.

Colonel: That's true.

Watkins: Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt.

Colonel: Watkins why did you join the army?

Watkins: For the water-skiing and for the travel, sir. And not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing.

Colonel: Watkins are you a pacifist?

Watkins: No sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward.

Colonel: That's a very silly line. Sit down.

Watkins: Yes sir. Silly, sir. (sits in corner)

Colonel: Awfully bad.

(Knock at the door, sergeant enters, and salutes.)

Sergeant: (John Cleese) Two civilian gentlemen to see you sir!

Colonel: Show them in please, sergeant.

Sergeant: Mr Dino Vercotti and Mr Luigi Vercotti.

(The Vercotti brothers enter. They wear Mafia suits and dark glasses.)

Dino: (Terry Jones) Good morning, Colonel.

Colonel: Good morning gentlemen. Now what can I do for you.

Luigi: (Michael Palin) (looking round office casually) You've... you've got a nice army base here, Colonel.

Colonel: Yes.

Luigi: We wouldn't want anything to happen to it.

Colonel: What?

Dino: No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... (he knocks something off mantel)

Colonel: Oh.

Dino: Oh sorry, Colonel.

Colonel: Well don't worry about that. But please do sit down.

Luigi: No, we prefer to stand, thank you, Colonel.

Colonel: All right. All right. But what do you want?

Dino: What do we want, ha ha ha.

Luigi: Ha ha ha, very good, Colonel.

Dino: The Colonel's a joker, Luigi.

Luigi: Explain it to the Colonel, Dino.

Dino: How many tanks you got, Colonel?

Colonel: About five hundred altogether.

Luigi: Five hundred, eh?

Dino: You ought to be careful, Co1onel.

Colonel: We are careful, extremely careful.

Dino: 'Cos things break, don't they?

Colonel: Break?

Luigi: Well everything breaks, don't it Colonel. (he breaks something on desk) Oh dear.

Dino: Oh see my brother's clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the army's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.

Colonel: What is all this about?

Luigi: How many men you got here, Colonel?

Colonel: Oh, er... seven thousand infantry, six hundred artillery, and er, two divisions of paratroops.

Luigi: Paratroops, Dino.

Dino: Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them.

Colonel: Set fire to them?

Luigi: Fires happen, Colonel.

Dino: Things burn.

Colonel: Look, what is all this about?

Dino: My brother and I have got a little proposition for you Colonel.

Luigi: Could save you a lot of bother.

Dino: I mean you're doing all right here aren't you, Colonel?

Luigi: Well suppose some of your tanks was to get broken and troops started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during general inspection, like.

Dino: It wouldn't be good for business would it, Colonel?

Colonel: Are you threatening me?

Dino: Oh, no, no, no.

Luigi: Whatever made you think that, Colonel?

Dino: The Colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi.

Luigi: We're your buddies, Colonel.

Dino: We want to look after you.

Colonel: Look after me?

Luigi: We can guarantee you that not a single armoured division will get done over for fifteen bob a week.

Colonel: No, no, no.

Luigi: Twelve and six.

Colonel: No, no, no.

Luigi: Eight and six... five bob.

Colonel: No, no this is silly.

Dino: What's silly?

Colonel: No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.

Dino: You can't do that!

Colonel: I've done it. The sketch is over.

Watkins: I want to leave the army please sir, it's dangerous.

Colonel: Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. (camera zooms in) That's better.

Luigi: (off screen) It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line.

Colonel: Not true, not true. It's time for the cartoon. Cue telecine, ten, nine, eight...

(Cut to telecine countdown.)

Dino: (off screen) The general public's not going to understand this, are they?
Colonel: (off screen) Shut up you eyeties!





[ This Message was edited by: wizz on 2002-09-24 12:51 ]

[ This Message was edited by: wizz on 2002-09-24 12:51 ]

[Captain Starlight]

Gee Whiz Wizz (always wanted to say that)you mean extortion is out too?

[wizz]

sorry, i thought i made this clear - but maye i should have used the color on THAT and not in the sketch ?)

[Captain Starlight]

I was joking too Wiz

[wizz]

oh sorry, i was just irritated by that flaming smiley

[The Gasman]

[quote]
On 2002-09-11 22:24, wizz wrote:
yeah, we got the coords of that guy and also the coords of his son The Gasboy of Short Beach City ...

GASBOY is some Idiot who has copied my username !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This pisses me off as ive just been on holiday for two weeks , hence lost out on two weeks of game play . Ive no problem against any players or alliances except for this GASBOY , i dont know who he is , but i probably attacked him last game so he decided to copy my name .

Anything he does is Nothing to do with me .

Thank you .

[God]

i dunno man, some people say he is your multy, soem say ur boy friend (why is your boyfriend a boy when you'r man?! that is against the law)
just jokin

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[wizz]

he , its nice that you have so much fun here alltogether, but this is our forum topic to inform everyone with our helpful service...


so no spamming (except spacemerc. memebers

also see:

keep the forum tidy!!

wizz

[Bodeye]

Sticking to forum topics - I agree but only to a certain extent. Dodgy Garble makes it more interesting.

Fiddlesticks and piffle paffle

[ This Message was edited by: Bodeye on 2002-10-06 18:35 ]