Help Me

[MicroJak]

I need help, I want to ask a girl out, but how? Just to say, i'm a tiny bit shy, she's popular, kind, and fit, and one of my friends, and a bit outgoing, but I'm also not massively popular. I hope that this message is allowed. And pleeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseee help!!!

Thanks

MicroJak


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[Robert Roy]

Ask her.
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Nulla poena sine lege..

[mjx1]

[Bloodmagic]

confidence is key

ask her face to face

1st get her trust
2nd pick a song with her name in it
3rd offer her sumthin u give to no one else (a.k.a love)

taken from not another teen movie...although i forgot the 3rd one, and made one up...just 4 u

lmao

[Osiris]

lol I saw that movie too nice song he picked cops were there soon :d

what you should do is :

- first win her trust ( be funny,...
- giv eher some compliments (subtel ofcourse)
- ask her on a friendly date
- when you think it works between you tell her how you feel and what you ffeel when you are with her (trust me it works everytime with me)
- step five: take of your pants and go for it


*cancel step 5*
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By suffering comes wisdom

[MicroJak]

Are you sure that I should? Maybe I should just wait untill I get more popular. Because she is really really popular, and I just somehow know she will say no, of say yes, because she feels sorry for me.

Huh.....

Why do I have to be shy?..........

Post me back your replies.

MicroJak



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[Noxus]

think of it this way..

What do you have to lose?

if she says no then.. well try another one.. you just got to comprehend the fact that theres hundreds of women out there and if one says "no" then you got about 4,235,256,637 women left in the world..

heres some advice.. about 78% of women date people who have the same taste in music.. so if she likes Green Day then you in luck..

just try to make friendly talk with her and befriend her friends.. that'll help a LOT!!! if her friends dont like you she probably wont..

Good Luck and remember.. what the worst thing she'll say? No?
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[Noxus]

or what you could do is find some toxic waste and bathe in it until you get super powers..

then you can impress her with whatever powers you get.. make sure you save the day in front of her so she can see how heroic you are
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-==Frag the Weak, Hurdle the Dead.==-

[mjx1]

what you dont want to do is follow kirbys advice he'll tell you to use a bottle of chloroform (stranger man)

popularity shouldnt have much to do with it if she likes u she likes u if she doesnt she doesnt

and indeed there are plenty more fish in the sea

Noxus that is some intresting figures but be careful micro it doesnt allways work like that i h8 all my girlfriends music and some of her friends would like to hang me off a bridge by my balls but still it works

and i wouldnt try the toxic thing if i was you i mean did it work for spider man and MJ like hell it did

i know a pretty good poem that knocks nearly all women of their feets i can pm it you in a bit its from the film Adam Sandler's Mr. Deeds i think i put it in a fanjeeta topic somewhere have a search for it
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[Star Commander]

Ok it might be abit outdated this topic but hey who cares?

I recommend that you go up to her tell her how you feel and if she goes or flutterish she feels the same way back if not just tell how you were joking then you get the infomation for yourself and she also thinks it was a joke then.

Greetz, Evans
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[Osiris]

that wouldn't be funny for her

MicroJak:"Hey, i like you very much"

Girl:"I don't"

Microjak:"hahaha just kidding, i don't like you"

*MicroJak gets hit in the face* --> this won't happen i think


would like to see that Cupido

no serious i don't think she would like that girls are a strange race especially one specific time in the month :d
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By suffering comes wisdom

[Knight of Truth]

when asking her, just think of the minty-mint song. Im not sure what the minty-mint song is, but it worked for malcolm.
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[mjx1]

for once i actually agree with osiris

minty-mint song what the fuckin hell is that?

well im all out of ideas so just go for whatever you think is best bearing in mind that i actually do have a girlriend and i have pre-tested all my advice allready

oh yes and one last thing

if you can try and find out whens shes on her woman thing (u know what im talking about) and then ask her 2 weeks afterwards 2 weeks i allways the magic time my friend
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"Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys of life can be so fine and deeply affecting that the heart is nearly stilled by astonishment" - Dean R Koontz

[MicroJak]

Thanks for all your help, and I know the minti mint song, from Malcom in the Middle. Has anyone ever watched the comedy called Friends? Well, I feel as if this fit girl is Rachel, her best boy-friend, is Ross, and if I'm Gunther, the lousy cafe' owner. And that you know on the last series, when, (if you don't know the end, turn away now)------------------Gunther admitts to Rachel,I keep thinking that she will be the same way.------------------.But thanks for the tips, cos I am crazy about her! I can't stop thinking about her! You know how it is? but I think it will take time to ask her out, maybe about, prepare yourselves, 2 years, to gain that much trust, (and untill I look hamsome and fit, then she will defitiely go out with me, I hope...
Keep posting your views, they really help, and thanks.
MicroJak
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[Link]

dude, work up the courage, and just ask her, but be yourself don't go acting like somebody you're not. she'll see right through you.
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Link , the one and only!


click this link!!
http://www.legendofzeldaseries.com/videos/gcdemo.mov

[Jort]

ok, this is my advice to you:

Ask her out, when she doesn't want tat, follow her to her home and knock her out and kidnap her. Then tie her to a bed, follow step 5 of Anon, but when she doesn't want it, then hit her with a steel bar, do step 5 again, when she still doesnt want beat her so much that she barely is alive, do step 5 and then tie her into a car and let it fall of a high cliff.

That should do the trick!

[mjx1]

[Jort]

lol

I guess i'm not 100% anymore

[MicroJak]

Huh... Thanks for the suggestions. Well, I've sadly changed my mind. To fancy her is just 'too freaky' for some of my friends. And, apparently, its just a measly crush. I love her though, I'm just not the right guy that she wants......

So long, fit girl........

Prehaps I shall tell you in a year or so, how it's going on......

Thanks again,

MicroJak
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[Jort]

It looks like he has used my advice! I must start a dating service, like www.dates-kill.com or something