Guild of Intreasting timewasters

[Ethoglow]

I always place one in every fourm If I can so here we go
Intreasting time wasters:

1. learn to program 86x assembly

2. Start a tour de universe in Spacetrace

3. Annoy an allience

4. How about selecting a random file from the windows folder, deleting it and seeing what happens.

5.Find a university computer.
Now take this computer back to your room.
Open the case, and remove every single component and screw from that case.
Now rip apart every component as much as possible (HDD, floppy drive, cd rom ect).
Now hang those pieces on your wall.
What do you do with the empty case you ask?
Drop it down the middle of a 10 storey stair well, twice, what else?

Then take the twisted remains of the case, put it in a bin bag and sling it in the nearest skip.

6.Get a diskette
Open it up carefully
Get rid of the white material inside
Get a few boxes of strike anywhere matches
Scrape the red heads off with a wooden tool
Get some nail varnish
Paste it all over the magnetic disk media
Sprinkle the match heads onto the wet varnish
Leave to dry
Seal the disk back together
Place it in a computer
Feel the burn!

7.Get a mate to help:
Look at an item on the ground, be it a cardboard cup, bit of paper, etc...
Look at it in a philosophical thinking pose...
wait for the crowd to gather around you looking at the item as well...

8.try and decode the spacetrace codeing and make it a C++ prpgram for personal play

9.Repily to this post

10.How else to waste time

Sign up on a forum.
Make crap posts
Piss everyone off
Have a go at them when they flame you and do other stuff to piss them off more

Remind you of anyone?

11.make muiltiple forum accounts for no real reason

12.You have a pencil, a rope, a screwdriver and a potato.
Build a sundial out of that.

13.You have a magnifying glass, a pair of pliers, a matchbox and a boring book.

How do you catch a lion with that?

14.Start posting in Hex code

15. Join the GIT just private message me or repily to this post

Have fun and More to come!!!!!!!!!

^_^!!!

[Metody I The Evil]

Here are some of my ideas and I tried them ALL /most of them more than 1 time, especially the stuff about talking/:

1. When your GSM charger screws up, try to load the battery using an ordinary Walkman adapter

2. If your GSM speaker doesn't work, put an external one from headphones&wrap the whole case in tape

3. Try talking to yourself with your mouth full

4. Find whatever electronic component you can /whether a resistor, transistor, chip, whatever/ and connect two /if there are more/ of the possible legs to whatever power supply you have

5. Try to wear military camouflage at home

6. Tell a friend you're annoyed with him; Then ask him why you are annoyed with him...
And when he doesn't tell you anything, tell him "I'm annoyed with you because you don't tell me why I am"

7. Ask a friend which of your legs hurt more - the left or the right, and give him 2 hours for an answer

8. Try to drink a bottle of wine and then 2 cups of coffee

9. Use a soldering iron whenever and for whatever you can /and can't/

10. Go to your local electronics store and buy as many different components as you can

11. Try to play darts while laying on the bed and reading a newspaper

12. Buy a car just to listen to Korn

13. Try to allways say stuff like "It's unknown wheither it is known" /as in "Nobody knows about somebody knowing it"/

14. Say to your friends that you're angry with yourself and you both don't talk to each other

15. Tell the world that you have a splitted personality - "The one is a pessimist, the other looks at the world through a black glass, and the third agrees with both"

16. Buy 10m of telephone wire just for the 4 wires inside it

17. Spray your cat with deodorant

18. Smoke 5 boxes of cigarettes in 1 day

19. Burn 40 songs on 17 CDs in different compilations & play them in your car

20. Tell a friend something like "I hate the world and the world hates me... At least the feelings match"

21. Talk stuff like "I mostly hate myself most of the time"

22. Buy 21 relays when you only need 8

23. Try to talk to yourself in English /if your language is other than it/

24. Put your experiences in this forum

[ This Message was edited by: Metody I The Evil on 2003-02-14 08:58 ]

[Metody I The Evil]

Ahh, just memorised some stuff about, well, other stuff I've also done this too:

1. Sing Beck - Looser, in front of the girl of your dreams

2. When going to the sea-side, put your socks on a tree in front of the house you're in

3. Try singing Rammstein when you don't know any Deutsch at all

4. Annoy a friend with your singing that much that he's forced to drink 5 cups of coffee - he just sends you to buy one just to get rid of you

5. When your ISP walks in the Cafee, annoy him that much that he starts kicking you

6. Kick him back

7. When he drops his cigarette in your beer on purpose, drop 2 cigarettes in his; then buy him a new beer

8. Make a power supply for a PC in your car that weights 30 kg, needs 0.8A just for the control circut, and doesn't work due to 2 damaged batteries /of 4/

9. When people ask you something like "Are you crazy?" or "Have you visited a psychiatrist lately" answer them this:

"Police and investigators still can't find out the cause for my psychiatrist's death; He was found hanged on the rope, which flushes his toilet, yet his head was in the toilet under water. They don't know if he died beacuse of drowning or suffocation"

10. Have a friend, who says stuff like "I listen to all kinds of music; Because when I go to a party, they'll allways play something I like"

11. When your car crashes in an electric pole and a policeman asks you to take the alcohol test with a statement as "Blow here, at the hole of the instrument" you say something like "I allready blew it"

12. Try to drink 6 cups of coffee in 1 hour

13. Write all Korn texts you can remember in your Economics notebook in school

14. Ask a friend "Are you stupid or do you just smell like that?"

15. Talk for 5 hours with your local caffe-owner about the colonization of Venus and tell him exactly how to do it

16. When crossing the street, don't look in any direction and therefore crash into a car's door

17. Use Delphi 4 to power a DOS-database

18. Brag about living in the only country in the world where the President is an ex-communist and the Prime minister - the ex-king

19. Have probably the only computer where when you start the production of some ships, your internet explorer crashes

20. Offer a friend to connect the Ctrl, Alt and Del keys on his keyboard to the Windows key

[BladeTech]

very interesting...nice little things to think about and waste time on. kool. =)

[Luis Abhorash]

buy a book(like the tolkien trilogy in one book)and go to the last floor of the empire states and throw it out...
then you have 3 options
1)runs down for the stairs and try to catch it...
2) see the BIG hole it will open in the street(if it hits somebody you must be culpable of murder)
3)Thorw yourslef after the book and make the wirld a happies place
LoL
you guys REALLY don't have anything usefull to do right???
LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
cya

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"El azote de los vivos"

[Luis Abhorash]

buy a book(like the tolkien trilogy in one book)and go to the last floor of the empire states and throw it out...
then you have 3 options
1)runs down for the stairs and try to catch it...
2) see the BIG hole it will open in the street(if it hits somebody you must be culpable of murder)
3)Thorw yourslef after the book and make the wirld a happies place
LoL
you guys REALLY don't have anything usefull to do right???
LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
cya

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Luis Abhorash del Clan Dragon Sangriento
"El azote de los vivos"

[BlackBaron]

Hey Metody, it looks you DO have plenty of free time .

[Guest]

More intreasting things to do...

Run and jump kick something but miss fake fall and see what people do.

Ask a friend out and regard less of what they say keep asking them out. (I did this before and It confused my girlfriend it was extremely funny)

Start and argument with a friend or in an argument take the other persons side and see what happens...(this worked in a debate round I had once, lol)

Look at something then kick it, then kick it again, if someone ask's what your doing tell them your testing a new theory on the evolution of life and how life is always kicking us in the @$$ and you want to see what it looks like

more to come GIT members
mad shout outz to everyone who posted on this forum

everyone who read this forum but didn't post is a gay fag!

-.- that means you BLACKMAGIC, and you too LUIS! (jk)^_^!

[kever]

LoL. Im gona try the argument thing with my filosofic friend. If u are Really bored try to make fire with 2 wooden sticks.

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I came, I saw, I conquered.

[BladeTech]

i'm only posting this because i read in this forum but dont want to be a fag

[IceZoo]

Why do I not have this much time on my hands?

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Did I have a dream,
or did the dream have me?

[blackmagic]

im posting for the same reason as lance =) i don't want to be a fag. Who posted that anyways ?

[BladeTech]

lol. yea, who did post that?